Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tunisia and from Taipei.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Soft Boys show in Cambridge.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Delhi and Calgary.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lille kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977 at the first Human League practice in a loft in Sheffield.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Nirvana to the crunk kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Velvet Underground. All the underground hits.
All Josef K tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Judy Mowatt record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Sad Lovers and Giants record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought an oboe.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Model 500,
Lafayette Afro Rock Band,
The Gap Band,
Arcadia,
Chris & Cosey,
Guru Guru,
The Electric Prunes,
Idris Muhammad,
Ronnie Foster,
the Swans,
Mr. Review,
Ice-T,
Kango’s Stein Massive,
Danielle Patucci,
ABC,
Quadrant,
The Tremeloes,
Pantytec,
Soul II Soul,
The Alarm Clocks,
One Last Wish,
Soulsonic Force,
Funky Four + One,
Rapeman,
the Human League,
MC5,
Curtis Mayfield,
Jeff Lynne,
Tom Boy,
The Birthday Party,
Mantronix,
Bill Wells,
Q and Not U,
Dead Boys,
ABBA,
Neu!,
The Motions,
Sun Ra,
Crime,
Johnny Osbourne,
Minny Pops,
The Move,
Dennis Brown,
Youth Brigade,
Main Source,
Rites of Spring,
Brand Nubian,
Little Man,
Suicide,
New York Dolls,
Masters at Work,
The Gladiators,
Cabaret Voltaire,
The J.B.'s,
Monolake,
Section 25,
Eli Mardock,
Al Stewart,
Fugazi,
The Shadows of Knight,
Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.