Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Malaysia and from Paris.
But I was there.

I was there in 1967.
I was there at the first Rodriguez show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Paris and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manchester kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Delon & Dalcan to the rap kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Massinfluence. All the underground hits.

All Gerry Rafferty tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Slave record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a rhodes and a güiro and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Fire Engines record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought an oboe.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

the Bar-Kays, Marcia Griffiths, Gong, Von Mondo, Reagan Youth, Pet Shop Boys, Morten Harket, The Stooges, Stiv Bators, B.T. Express, The Happenings, Terry Callier, Make Up, Yaz, Tom Boy, Kevin Saunderson, Charles Mingus, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Amon Düül II, Joe Smooth, Underground Resistance, Heavy D & The Boyz, The Motions, Henry Cow, The Toasters, Surgeon, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Matthew Bourne, The Gap Band, Nick Fraelich, Fad Gadget, Swell Maps, Marc Almond, Bill Wells, Icehouse, The Black Dice, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Bronski Beat, Infiniti, Sun City Girls, Rod Modell, Dawn Penn, Funkadelic, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Mary Jane Girls, Lower 48, Letta Mbulu, Deepchord, Sex Pistols, Nas, DJ Sneak, The Walker Brothers, Sparks, The Cosmic Jokers, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Gang Green, The Saints, The Detroit Cobras, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, Roger Hodgson, Stereo Dub, Stereo Dub, Stereo Dub, Stereo Dub.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)