Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Paraguay and from Lyon.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979.
I was there at the first Second Layer show in South London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Halifax and Delhi.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Woodstock kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1967 at the first Rodriguez practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Y Pants to the grime kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Althea and Donna. All the underground hits.

All The Gories tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every China Crisis record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a sitar and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a James White and The Blacks record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a guitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

T. Rex, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade, Eric Dolphy, A Certain Ratio, The Associates, The Human League, Ice-T, Rakim, Lakeside, Vladislav Delay, Radio Birdman, Youth Brigade, Bush Tetras, Fluxion, Glenn Branca, Gong, cv313, James White and The Blacks, Erasure, Lou Reed & John Cale, Black Pus, 10cc, Major Organ And The Adding Machine, Sexual Harrassment, Jacques Brel, The Skatalites, Los Fastidios, Henry Cow, DNA, Sun City Girls, The Saints, Quadrant, The Index, Eddi Front, The Evens, Fatback Band, The Remains, Traffic Nightmare, Scrapy, Chris & Cosey, the Normal, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, This Heat, Swans, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Minnie Riperton, Metal Thangz, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Soul Sonic Force, The Leaves, Kenny Larkin, Ponytail, Carl Craig, Flash Fearless, Kings Of Tomorrow, Brothers Johnson, Gang Gang Dance, Man Parrish, The Kinks, The Dirtbombs, The Dirtbombs, The Dirtbombs, The Dirtbombs.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)