Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Iceland and from Madrid.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001.
I was there at the first Tiga show in Montreal.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Madrid and Tehran.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Accra kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968 at the first Bowie practice in a loft in Bromley.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Guru Guru to the rock kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Human League. All the underground hits.

All Subhumans tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every John Holt record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a güiro and a 808 and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Livin' Joy record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Eric Dolphy, Television, Electric Prunes, Rotary Connection, Robert Görl, Pagans, The Names, The Sound, Rhythm & Sound, Nick Fraelich, Deakin, Todd Rundgren, The Blackbyrds, Pantytec, Prince Buster, Scratch Acid, Hasil Adkins, Curtis Mayfield, Pussy Galore, Ice-T, X-101, Scan 7, Livin' Joy, U.S. Maple, Susan Cadogan, Lalann, Spoonie Gee, The Dead C, Kayak, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band, The Fugs, T. Rex, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Ten City, The Doobie Brothers, Ultravox, Selector Dub Narcotic, Soulsonic Force, The Leaves, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Alphaville, Pylon, Flipper, The Gladiators, Inner City, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Erykah Badu, Hardrive, Siglo XX, Ultramagnetic MC's, The Moody Blues, The Residents, Dark Day, Shuggie Otis, Procol Harum, Lou Reed & John Cale, Yellowson, Boz Scaggs, The Human League, The Human League, The Human League, The Human League.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)