Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Japan and from Lagos.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Zapp show in Hamilton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in London and Johannesburg.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Bologna kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1980 at the first Cybotron practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Radiopuhelimet to the jazz kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Television Personalities. All the underground hits.
All The Smiths tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Minnie Riperton record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a rhodes and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a snare.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Radiohead,
Royal Trux,
Can,
Smog,
Henry Cow,
The Invisible,
The Evens,
Alison Limerick,
Colin Newman,
Pole,
The Happenings,
Soft Machine,
Glambeats Corp.,
Oneida,
Eve St. Jones,
Sex Pistols,
Roger Hodgson,
Au Pairs,
Lou Reed & John Cale,
Lou Reed & Metallica,
Fad Gadget,
Zero Boys,
Soulsonic Force,
DJ Sneak,
Rites of Spring,
The Motions,
Underground Resistance,
Wolf Eyes,
Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth,
The Last Poets,
June of 44,
Scion,
EPMD,
U.S. Maple,
The Peanut Butter Conspiracy,
Freddie Wadling,
Suicide,
Monolake,
World's Most,
Half Japanese,
The Knickerbockers,
Jawbox,
Lou Reed,
Matthew Bourne,
Camouflage,
Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra,
La Düsseldorf,
The Offenders,
Excepter,
Aural Exciters,
Sun City Girls,
Buzzcocks,
Make Up,
Graham Central Station,
Con Funk Shun,
Rhythm & Sound, Rhythm & Sound, Rhythm & Sound, Rhythm & Sound.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.