Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Papua New Guinea and from Sao Paulo.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Bronski Beat show in Brixton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Accra and Accra.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Stockholm kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the arpeggiator sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam to the rap kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth. All the underground hits.
All Stetsasonic tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Ice-T record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a 808 and a harpsichord and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Crooked Eye record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a mellotron.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Masters at Work,
Matthew Bourne,
Glambeats Corp.,
Scan 7,
Gary Puckett & The Union Gap,
Lightning Bolt,
Scott Walker,
Rufus Thomas,
Peter and Kerry,
Angry Samoans,
Eddi Front,
cv313,
Anthony Braxton,
DNA,
The Cramps,
Japan,
Slick Rick,
Pantytec,
Black Sheep,
Arab on Radar,
Soulsonic Force,
Roy Ayers,
Swans,
The Jesus and Mary Chain,
Moebius,
Eric B and Rakim,
Spoonie Gee,
Malaria!,
Essential Logic,
Lalo Schifrin,
Gang Starr,
The Offenders,
Absolute Body Control,
Deadbeat,
The Angels of Light,
Bluetip,
Slave,
Rapeman,
Neu!,
Crispy Ambulance,
Urselle,
Interpol,
Los Fastidios,
Bobby Sherman,
The Young Rascals,
Maleditus Sound,
Bob Dylan,
Cameo,
James White and The Blacks,
The Trojans,
Pierre Henry,
Can,
The Victims,
The Human League,
Goldenarms,
The Leaves,
Sandy B,
Davy DMX,
Brothers Johnson,
Zero Boys,
The Neon Judgement, The Neon Judgement, The Neon Judgement, The Neon Judgement.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.