Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Belgium and from London.
But I was there.

I was there in 1984.
I was there at the first Arcadia show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Manila and Mexico City.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Portland kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Zapp practice in a loft in Hamilton.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Shuggie Otis to the grunge kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Shadows of Knight. All the underground hits.

All Neil Young & Crazy Horse tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Kevin Saunderson record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a clarinet and a linndrum and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a David McCallum record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a rhodes.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

John Coltrane, Icehouse, Electric Light Orchestra, The Fortunes, Todd Rundgren, Anthony Braxton, Crime, Pussy Galore, Be Bop Deluxe, Jacques Brel, Crispian St. Peters, Jeff Mills, The Leaves, Gang of Four, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Lower 48, Gabor Szabo, Black Flag, The Angels of Light, The United States of America, The Index, Fatback Band, Can, Tubeway Army, Man Parrish, Stockholm Monsters, Deakin, Young Marble Giants, Wally Richardson, Little Man, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, Mantronix, Wasted Youth, Agitation Free, Hoover, Radiohead, Kings Of Tomorrow, Selector Dub Narcotic, Sexual Harrassment, Michelle Simonal, Gang Green, OOIOO, Bluetip, Dead Boys, Yazoo, R.M.O., Niagra, Sixth Finger, Wolf Eyes, Television, the Bar-Kays, The Walker Brothers, Davy DMX, Drive Like Jehu, Tropical Tobacco, Rhythm & Sound, The Trojans, Laurel Aitken, Rites of Spring, Main Source, Bronski Beat, Carl Craig, Eric Dolphy, Eric Dolphy, Eric Dolphy, Eric Dolphy.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)