Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ecuador and from Johannesburg.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Soft Boys show in Cambridge.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Copenhagen and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Woodstock kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Stetsasonic to the grunge kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Lightning Bolt. All the underground hits.

All Monolake tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Vladislav Delay record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a marimba and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Rhythm & Sound record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a linndrum.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Scott Walker + Sunn O))), The Index, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Bluetip, Marvin Gaye, Stetsasonic, Tubeway Army, Erasure, Black Moon, Young Marble Giants, Spoonie Gee, The Cosmic Jokers, Matthew Halsall, The Toasters, Theoretical Girls, Crime, Pagans, Thompson Twins, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Slave, Chris Corsano, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Kenny Larkin, The Motions, U.S. Maple, EPMD, The Searchers, Rakim, Marine Girls, Eric Dolphy, Cal Tjader, Shoche, the Slits, UT, Urselle, Metal Thangz, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Simply Red, Howard Jones, Tropical Tobacco, Lindisfarne, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Terry Callier, Little Man, Kas Product, Angry Samoans, Moebius, Al Stewart, Hardrive, Glenn Branca, Deakin, Chrome, Jimmy McGriff, Maurizio, Dual Sessions, Oblivians, MC5, The Selecter, Japan, Thee Headcoats, Lee Hazlewood, Juan Atkins, DeepChord presents Echospace, DeepChord presents Echospace, DeepChord presents Echospace, DeepChord presents Echospace.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)