Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Micronesia and from Calgary.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Chic show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Columbus and Halifax.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Glasgow kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1984 at the first Arcadia practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Hot Snakes to the grunge kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Public Enemy. All the underground hits.
All The Techniques tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every David McCallum record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a mellotron and a spring reverb and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Sonny Sharrock record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a sitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a clarinet.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo,
Stiv Bators,
The Royal Family And The Poor,
Lindisfarne,
Harpers Bizarre,
Sun City Girls,
Crash Course in Science,
Sandy B,
Drive Like Jehu,
Don Cherry,
Angry Samoans,
Deadbeat,
Rapeman,
John Holt,
Gastr Del Sol,
the Bar-Kays,
the Slits,
Johnny Clarke,
the Sonics,
Jerry's Kids,
R.M.O.,
The Toasters,
Maleditus Sound,
Lee Hazlewood,
Mandrill,
Robert Görl,
Dorothy Ashby,
Supertramp,
Reagan Youth,
Camouflage,
Dead Boys,
Dennis Brown,
Kenny Larkin,
Lalo Schifrin,
This Heat,
Gang Gang Dance,
David McCallum,
the Human League,
Khruangbin,
E-Dancer,
Gichy Dan,
Kool Moe Dee,
Electric Prunes,
The Real Kids,
Brick,
Donald Byrd,
Neil Young & Crazy Horse,
Cameo,
Suburban Knight,
Lou Reed,
Isaac Hayes,
Minutemen,
Oblivians,
Saccharine Trust,
the Normal,
The Music Machine,
Swans,
Prince Buster,
Roxy Music,
Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd, Bobby Byrd.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.