Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Australia and from Lagos.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Soft Boys show in Cambridge.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Sao Paulo and Tokyo.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Spokane kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Porter Ricks to the dance kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by D'Angelo. All the underground hits.

All Man Parrish tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Roxette record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a spring reverb and a theremin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Scion record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a snare.
I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a sitar.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Black Pus, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Joe Finger, Lungfish, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Icehouse, Silicon Teens, Monks, Organ, Pole, R.M.O., Con Funk Shun, Freddie Wadling, Funky Four + One, Pharoah Sanders, Khruangbin, 10cc, Massinfluence, The Victims, Marvin Gaye, The Beau Brummels, Donald Byrd, Selector Dub Narcotic, Accadde A, Quadrant, Junior Murvin, Bobbi Humphrey, It's A Beautiful Day, Skriet, Gang Starr, The Alarm Clocks, Malaria!, Stereo Dub, Altered Images, Angry Samoans, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Althea and Donna, New York Dolls, Stiv Bators, Albert Ayler, Trumans Water, Cecil Taylor, Bobby Byrd, Nico, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Magazine, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, Public Enemy, The Mighty Diamonds, Connie Case, Lou Christie, the Fania All-Stars, The Young Rascals, Sällskapet, The Divine Comedy, Gastr Del Sol, Ronan, Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Durutti Column, CMW, Lalo Schifrin, Faust, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)