Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from United Kingdom and from Toronto.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Mistral show in Amsterdam.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in London and Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Woodstock kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Big Star practice in a loft in Memphis.
I was working on the oboe sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Supertramp to the grime kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Clear Light. All the underground hits.

All Lower 48 tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Gastr Del Sol record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a 808 and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Symarip, Radiopuhelimet, Delon & Dalcan, The Residents, Sun Ra, Nico, The Cowsills, Swans, Chris & Cosey, Lou Christie, Skaos, Los Fastidios, These Immortal Souls, Franke, Scion, Nils Olav, Bush Tetras, Jesper Dahlbäck, Nik Kershaw, The Fall, Agent Orange, Desert Stars, Zero Boys, James Chance & The Contortions, AZ, R.M.O., Gong, Sunsets and Hearts, Agitation Free, The Barracudas, Ossler, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Oppenheimer Analysis, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, The Raincoats, Al Stewart, The Happenings, X-Ray Spex, Eric B and Rakim, Eddi Front, Drive Like Jehu, The Kinks, Nick Fraelich, Talk Talk, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, New York Dolls, Royal Trux, Aswad, Robert Wyatt, Whodini, The Fortunes, The Mojo Men, Joyce Sims, Rapeman, The Cosmic Jokers, Faraquet, Kurtis Blow, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive, kango's stein massive.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)