Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from St Kitts & Nevis and from Lyon.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Columbus and Bologna.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Salvador kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Vainqueur to the funk kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Invisible. All the underground hits.

All Moby Grape tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every It's A Beautiful Day record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a güiro and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Kerri Chandler record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a linndrum.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

the Soft Cell, Livin' Joy, Charles Mingus, China Crisis, Warsaw, Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson, The Blackbyrds, Television Personalities, The Searchers, Slave, Throbbing Gristle, Howard Jones, Sunsets and Hearts, Marcia Griffiths, The Flesh Eaters, Pylon, Kool Moe Dee, The Tremeloes, Silicon Teens, Justin Hinds & The Dominoes, The Electric Prunes, Arcadia, Scratch Acid, Matthew Bourne, The Gories, Louis and Bebe Barron, Wings, Maurizio, Nick Fraelich, Flamin' Groovies, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Heavy D & The Boyz, Soft Machine, Notorious Big And Bone Thugs, The Techniques, Magazine, Sällskapet, Tropical Tobacco, Kas Product, The Fire Engines, X-102, Hashim, Pulsallama, Scan 7, Eli Mardock, The Victims, Roger Hodgson, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Pantytec, Suicide, Bob Dylan, Marvin Gaye, Los Fastidios, Pet Shop Boys, L. Decosne, The United States of America, The Evens, Jawbox, Bush Tetras, Sad Lovers and Giants, Altered Images, Stockholm Monsters, Stockholm Monsters, Stockholm Monsters, Stockholm Monsters.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)