Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from Shanghai.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962.
I was there at the first Guess Who show in Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Bremen and Paris.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Copenhagen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in at the first Suicide practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing CMW to the techno kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Aswad. All the underground hits.

All Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rock hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a 808 and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Hasil Adkins record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a clarinet.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a mellotron.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Graham Central Station, Liaisons Dangereuses, Hoover, CMW, Saccharine Trust, Yusef Lateef, The Detroit Cobras, Marcia Griffiths, Drive Like Jehu, Young Marble Giants, The Fortunes, The Doobie Brothers, Procol Harum, The Doors, Electric Prunes, Laurel Aitken, Tears for Fears, John Coltrane, Gerry Rafferty, Wasted Youth, Shuggie Otis, Bobbi Humphrey, the Human League, Oblivians, Marc Almond, DJ Sneak, Amon Düül, Anakelly, John Lydon, Eli Mardock, Urselle, The Seeds, The Young Rascals, The Moody Blues, Peter and Kerry, Iggy Pop, Eyeless In Gaza, the Germs, The Neon Judgement, Joyce Sims, Throbbing Gristle, Mandrill, Arcadia, Terrestrial Tones, Warsaw, Fluxion, Letta Mbulu, Gang Green, Brick, Johnny Clarke, Junior Murvin, Pantaleimon, Robert Wyatt, Aaron Thompson, Newcleus, Danielle Patucci, Royal Trux, Sight & Sound, Rod Modell, Morten Harket, Lee Hazlewood, X-Ray Spex, Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Scott Walker + Sunn O))).

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)