Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Sudan and from Glasgow.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Seoul and Calgary.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Accra kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Feelies practice in a loft in Haledon.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing June Days to the punk kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Moss Icon. All the underground hits.

All Fatback Band tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a marimba and a güiro and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Scan 7 record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Scientists, Bush Tetras, Con Funk Shun, Niagra, Country Joe & The Fish, Second Layer, Slick Rick, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Moss Icon, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Brass Construction, James White and The Blacks, The Gap Band, Flash Fearless, The Grass Roots, Ossler, The Saints, Flipper, Infiniti, Lalann, Tubeway Army, Symarip, Average White Band, Mo-Dettes, The Fugs, Black Sheep, Section 25, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Grauzone, Neu!, Peter and Kerry, Accadde A, Boogie Down Productions, Wasted Youth, DJ Style, ABBA, The Selecter, Sister Nancy, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Altered Images, The Cowsills, Guru Guru, Pharoah Sanders, Lindisfarne, Model 500, Kool Moe Dee, The Modern Lovers, Radiohead, Sandy B, The Five Americans, The Busters, Maurizio, Delta 5, Louis and Bebe Barron, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Jeru the Damaja, 48th St. Collective, Gabor Szabo, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Siglo XX, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)