Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Vietnam and from Bologna.
But I was there.
I was there in 1979.
I was there at the first Second Layer show in South London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Glasgow and Manila.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Taipei kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1987 at the first Nirvana practice in a loft in Seattle.
I was working on the chamberlin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Human League to the dance kids.
I played it at the Spitz.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Invisible. All the underground hits.
All The Divine Comedy tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Circle Jerks record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a chamberlin and an oboe and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Funky Four + One record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought an oboe.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Joe Smooth,
The Motions,
The Dead C,
Fluxion,
the Soft Cell,
Marshall Jefferson,
Shuggie Otis,
Erasure,
The Five Americans,
Bootsy Collins,
Don Cherry,
David McCallum,
Avey Tare,
Erykah Badu,
Rufus Thomas,
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds,
Thompson Twins,
Average White Band,
China Crisis,
The American Breed,
Mission of Burma,
The Buckinghams,
Funky Four + One,
Rapeman,
Colin Newman,
The Seeds,
Pere Ubu,
Brand Nubian,
Icehouse,
Deakin,
Joe Finger,
June of 44,
Pylon,
Sugar Minott,
Scrapy,
Bill Near,
Big Daddy Kane,
The Mighty Diamonds,
Crash Course in Science,
Piero Umiliani,
Schoolly D,
Underground Resistance,
Gang Starr,
Gang of Four,
The Blackbyrds,
KRS-One,
Bauhaus,
The New Christs,
Electric Prunes,
Ronan,
Black Flag,
Neil Young & Crazy Horse,
Surgeon,
Lou Reed & Metallica,
the Bar-Kays,
Derrick Morgan, Derrick Morgan, Derrick Morgan, Derrick Morgan.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.