Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Congo and from Spokane.
But I was there.

I was there in 1975.
I was there at the first Throbbing Gristle show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1969 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Tehran and Lille.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Paris kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Mistral practice in a loft in Amsterdam.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Lalo Schifrin to the crunk kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Agitation Free. All the underground hits.

All The Gories tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Monochrome Set record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a guitar and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a snare.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Human League, Stereo Dub, Brass Construction, Fluxion, Soft Machine, Deadbeat, The Slits, Hardrive, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Major Organ And The Adding Machine, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Make Up, James Chance & The Contortions, JFA, The Barracudas, Man Eating Sloth, Kevin Saunderson, The Move, Amon Düül, Nils Olav, Charles Mingus, The Martian, Japan, Unwound, The Smiths, Essential Logic, Gerry Rafferty, The Grass Roots, Slick Rick, Marshall Jefferson, Circle Jerks, The Fugs, Joe Smooth, Rhythim Is Rhythim, David McCallum, Black Bananas, Agent Orange, Ultimate Spinach, Soft Cell, Spandau Ballet, Arthur Verocai, the Fania All-Stars, Hoover, Bush Tetras, Eli Mardock, Darondo, Warsaw, Neu!, Rosa Yemen, Andrew Hill, The Gories, The Neon Judgement, DJ Style, Dark Day, The Doors, Roxette, Scientists, Sam Rivers, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, Angels of Light & Akron/Family.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)