Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Seychelles and from Manila.
But I was there.
I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Neu! show in Düsseldorf.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Madrid and Shanghai.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Glasgow kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Strawberry Alarm Clock to the rock kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Crash Course in Science. All the underground hits.
All Swans tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Brand Nubian record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying an oboe and a synthesizer and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Alton Ellis record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a snare.
I hear that you and your band have sold your snare and bought a linndrum.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Fuzztones,
MC5,
Rekid,
Colin Newman,
Accadde A,
Scott Walker,
The Gladiators,
Soft Machine,
Black Sheep,
Fear,
Aaron Thompson,
Marcia Griffiths,
Panda Bear,
Fort Wilson Riot,
John Foxx,
Barbara Tucker,
Motorama,
Junior Murvin,
Bobbi Humphrey,
The Tremeloes,
Depeche Mode,
Suicide,
Yellowson,
Roxette,
Faust,
Jesper Dahlback,
The Durutti Column,
CMW,
ABBA,
Robert Görl,
X-Ray Spex,
E-Dancer,
Simply Red,
the Normal,
Boogie Down Productions,
Make Up,
Joyce Sims,
The Blues Magoos,
Audionom,
Rakim,
The Monks,
DNA,
New Order,
Tropical Tobacco,
John Lydon,
Soft Cell,
The Sisters of Mercy,
Ponytail,
The United States of America,
Danielle Patucci,
Average White Band,
Das Ding,
T. Rex,
Lower 48,
Minutemen,
Ten City,
Wolf Eyes,
Jandek,
Visage,
Joy Division,
Josef K, Josef K, Josef K, Josef K.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.