Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Maldives and from Mexico City.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965.
I was there at the first Beefheart show in Lancaster.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in New York and Houston.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Spokane kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1977 at the first Mistral practice in a loft in Amsterdam.
I was working on the clarinet sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Donny Hathaway to the jazz kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Howard Jones. All the underground hits.
All Pet Shop Boys tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Ludus record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a marimba and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Boz Scaggs record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a guitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought a synthesizer.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Maurizio,
Letta Mbulu,
Schoolly D,
Minnie Riperton,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Infiniti,
Ossler,
The Toasters,
Sarah Menescal,
Masters at Work,
The Mighty Diamonds,
John Lydon,
Black Sheep,
L. Decosne,
Gong,
Goldenarms,
Mary Jane Girls,
Todd Rundgren,
Blake Baxter,
Fifty Foot Hose,
The Selecter,
Angels of Light & Akron/Family,
The Sonics,
Warsaw,
Jacques Brel,
Fela Kuti,
Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx,
The Index,
Japan,
PIL,
The Monks,
The Tremeloes,
The Pretty Things,
The Cure,
Clear Light,
Mission of Burma,
Danielle Patucci,
Eurythmics,
Oppenheimer Analysis,
Oneida,
U.S. Maple,
Rosa Yemen,
Sparks,
Funky Four + One,
Cluster,
Funkadelic,
David McCallum,
a-ha,
Sonny Sharrock,
The Gun Club,
Slick Rick,
The Monochrome Set,
Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks,
Spandau Ballet,
The Real Kids,
Jandek,
Das Ding,
the Slits,
Pulsallama,
The Gladiators,
ABBA,
Organ,
Joy Division, Joy Division, Joy Division, Joy Division.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.