Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Canada and from Winnipeg.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965.
I was there at the first Beefheart show in Lancaster.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Winnipeg and Jakarta.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Sao Paulo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983 at the first Art of Noise practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing John Cale to the grime kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Thee Headcoats. All the underground hits.
All June Days tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Faust record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal jazz hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a 808 and a rhodes and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Cowsills record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought an oboe.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Sonic Youth,
Easy Going,
Brand Nubian,
The Men They Couldn't Hang,
Angry Samoans,
Blake Baxter,
Flipper,
Lalo Schifrin,
Junior Murvin,
Saccharine Trust,
The Kinks,
Quadrant,
Wire,
Kaleidoscope,
Jerry's Kids,
Hoover,
Pulsallama,
Juan Atkins,
The Names,
the Soft Cell,
Mandrill,
The Divine Comedy,
Jacob Miller,
Blancmange,
Susan Cadogan,
Gichy Dan,
Josef K,
Rites of Spring,
Kings Of Tomorrow,
Colin Newman,
Anakelly,
U.S. Maple,
Fad Gadget,
X-101,
AZ,
Pole,
Qualms,
X-102,
Monks,
The Doors,
Mantronix,
Dennis Brown,
Skriet,
The Dirtbombs,
Outsiders,
Graham Central Station,
Sixth Finger,
Harry Pussy,
Rahsaan Roland Kirk,
Quando Quango,
Sight & Sound,
Slave,
Soft Cell,
La Düsseldorf,
Ossler,
Wings,
Manfred Mann's Earth Band,
Panda Bear,
The Velvet Underground,
China Crisis, China Crisis, China Crisis, China Crisis.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.