Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Monaco and from London.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Neu! show in Düsseldorf.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Tehran and Portland.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Seoul kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978 at the first Visage practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Scion to the disco kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Scientists. All the underground hits.

All Eyeless In Gaza tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a guitar and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Lungfish record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a rhodes.
I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a mellotron.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Babytalk, Echospace, Chris Corsano, The Shadows of Knight, The Tremeloes, Ice-T, Schoolly D, Metal Thangz, Tommy Roe, The Barracudas, Mark Hollis, Warsaw, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Little Man, Yazoo, Jerry's Kids, The Black Dice, Erykah Badu, Kevin Saunderson, Eyeless In Gaza, June Days, The Mighty Diamonds, John Coltrane, Soft Machine, Thompson Twins, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, Chrome, Moss Icon, Heavy D & The Boyz, Joe Finger, Massinfluence, Banda Bassotti, Electric Light Orchestra, Barry Ungar, Throbbing Gristle, Ten City, Susan Cadogan, Sixth Finger, World's Most, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Robert Görl, Section 25, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Adolescents, Fad Gadget, Rotary Connection, Model 500, Mission of Burma, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Supertramp, Sällskapet, John Foxx, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Black Pus, The Cosmic Jokers, Grauzone, Boredoms, New York Dolls, Rhythm & Sound, The Grass Roots, Bad Manners, the Association, the Association, the Association, the Association.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)