Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Palau and from Paris.
But I was there.
I was there in 1984.
I was there at the first Arcadia show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Jakarta and Milan.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Winnipeg kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Soft Boys practice in a loft in Cambridge.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Notorious BIG live in Amsterdam to the rock kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Gichy Dan. All the underground hits.
All Peter & Gordon tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Knickerbockers record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a spring reverb and a sitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Leonard Cohen record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a sitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a synthesizer.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Jandek,
Dead Boys,
Reuben Wilson,
Matthew Halsall,
N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell,
The Slits,
Dual Sessions,
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks,
The Shadows of Knight,
Kaleidoscope,
Excepter,
Justin Hinds & The Dominoes,
Joy Division,
The Residents,
Scion,
Cecil Taylor,
The Mighty Diamonds,
Masters at Work,
kango's stein massive,
Young Marble Giants,
Roxy Music,
Bluetip,
Lower 48,
Ronnie Foster,
La Düsseldorf,
Thee Headcoats,
U.S. Maple,
Jerry's Kids,
Bang on a Can All-Stars,
Camberwell Now,
Ponytail,
Barclay James Harvest,
Roger Hodgson,
Drexciya,
The Doors,
Oblivians,
Soul Sonic Force,
Gabor Szabo,
Kurtis Blow,
Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel,
Kerrie Biddell,
The Black Dice,
Gregory Isaacs,
Gang Gang Dance,
Boogie Down Productions,
Spoonie Gee,
Jimmy McGriff,
the Normal,
Pantaleimon,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers,
It's A Beautiful Day,
The Sonics,
Mr. Review,
Sun Ra Arkestra,
Kerri Chandler,
Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu,
Eric Dolphy,
Ossler,
Fat Boys, Fat Boys, Fat Boys, Fat Boys.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.