Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Switzerland and from Tokyo.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Mistral show in Amsterdam.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Hong Kong and Shanghai.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001 at the first Tiga practice in a loft in Montreal.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Tim Buckley to the grunge kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Qualms. All the underground hits.

All The New Christs tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Gregory Isaacs record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal disco hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a clarinet and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Kinks record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a clarinet.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a güiro.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

JFA, Suicide, Juan Atkins, Underground Resistance, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Crispian St. Peters, Crash Course in Science, The Fall, H. Thieme, Swans, Chris & Cosey, Mandrill, Byron Stingily, Jimmy McGriff, One Last Wish, Minor Threat, June Days, Babytalk, The Golliwogs, Sunsets and Hearts, The Gories, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Marmalade, Yusef Lateef, Lakeside, Hasil Adkins, Scott Walker, Blancmange, the Association, Tomorrow, Nas, Davy DMX, Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade, The Wake, Nick Fraelich, Ash Ra Tempel, X-102, Duran Duran, Dave Gahan, Quando Quango, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Dual Sessions, Ituana, Reagan Youth, Chris Corsano, Eli Mardock, Alton Ellis, Sällskapet, KRS-One, Girls At Our Best!, Mars, The Alarm Clocks, The Zeros, Anakelly, Mark Hollis, Wolf Eyes, Letta Mbulu, Amazonics, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, The Techniques, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Connie Case, UT, UT, UT, UT.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)