Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ireland and from Milan.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978.
I was there at the first Visage show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Bologna and Madrid.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Stockholm kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Gastr Del Sol to the grime kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Harpers Bizarre. All the underground hits.

All Robert Görl tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Schoolly D record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and a sitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a K-Klass record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought an arpeggiator.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Alphaville, Man Eating Sloth, Donny Hathaway, Faraquet, Eddi Front, Black Sheep, Jandek, Lalann, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Jerry Gold Smith, Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks, Cecil Taylor, Von Mondo, Moss Icon, Pantytec, Tropical Tobacco, Letta Mbulu, Essential Logic, Brick, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Matthew Bourne, The Slits, Fatback Band, Newcleus, Pylon, JFA, Infiniti, Soul II Soul, Camberwell Now, The Vogues, Nico, Public Image Ltd., Clear Light, Black Pus, Hardrive, Can, Kauko Röyhkä ja Narttu, Amon Düül, Heaven 17, Cluster, The Invisible, John Lydon, Mad Mike, Barclay James Harvest, Youth Brigade, The Golliwogs, Con Funk Shun, Derrick Morgan, The Evens, Josef K, The Royal Family And The Poor, The Angels of Light, Flipper, Chrome, The Misunderstood, Gang of Four, Colin Newman, Tres Demented, Stockholm Monsters, Television Personalities, The Searchers, Gil Scott Heron, Gil Scott Heron, Gil Scott Heron, Gil Scott Heron.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)