Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ethiopia and from Shanghai.
But I was there.

I was there in 1973.
I was there at the first Television show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Halifax and Manchester.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Mexico City kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980 at the first Cybotron practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the harpsichord sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon to the funk kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Barrington Levy. All the underground hits.

All Pere Ubu tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rock hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and a güiro and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Judy Mowatt record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a guitar.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Aloha Tigers, Wasted Youth, Anakelly, Scion, Subhumans, New Order, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Country Teasers, Pantytec, Au Pairs, Trumans Water, Skriet, The Sonics, Crime, Pulsallama, Make Up, Magazine, The Pop Group, New York Dolls, The Searchers, Barclay James Harvest, Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Flesh Eaters, Groovy Waters, The Misunderstood, Morten Harket, Symarip, Sam Rivers, Ralphi Rosario, Ludus, Buzzcocks, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, The Divine Comedy, Procol Harum, PIL, Fifty Foot Hose, Lightning Bolt, Sarah Menescal, Rhythm & Sound, Simply Red, Hardrive, Lou Reed, Dave Gahan, Audionom, The Sound, The Busters, Magma, The Red Krayola, AZ, Peter & Gordon, Deepchord, Stiv Bators, Fatback Band, Skarface, Lakeside, Ultravox, The American Breed, The Mummies, Lindisfarne, Mo-Dettes, Mo-Dettes, Mo-Dettes, Mo-Dettes.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)