Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Namibia and from Columbus.
But I was there.

I was there in 1980.
I was there at the first Cybotron show in Detroit.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Spokane and Hong Kong.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school London kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in at the first Suicide practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the linndrum sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Guru Guru to the funk kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Dave Gahan. All the underground hits.

All Unwound tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a rhodes and a theremin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Joy Division record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a mellotron.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Cheater Slicks, Severed Heads, Lou Christie, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, 10cc, Country Joe & The Fish, Swans, Sexual Harrassment, Suburban Knight, CMW, Qualms, The Mighty Diamonds, Brass Construction, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, James White and The Blacks, Malaria!, Rufus Thomas, the Soft Cell, Moby Grape, Outsiders, Black Sheep, Sun Ra, Pantytec, Lungfish, The Blues Magoos, Amon Düül II, Harmonia, Ituana, Traffic Nightmare, New Age Steppers, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Jimmy McGriff, The Fortunes, Robert Görl, John Foxx, B.T. Express, T. Rex, Newcleus, The Vogues, Niagra, Kango’s Stein Massive, Inner City, Eric B and Rakim, The Fire Engines, Agitation Free, Ohio Players, Maurizio, Minny Pops, Prince Buster, Public Image Ltd., AZ, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Camouflage, Kerrie Biddell, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Althea and Donna, The Walker Brothers, The Count Five, Vainqueur, Black Pus, The Knickerbockers, The Knickerbockers, The Knickerbockers, The Knickerbockers.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)