Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Denmark and from Milan.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Human League show in Sheffield.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Madrid and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manila kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977 at the first Zapp practice in a loft in Hamilton.
I was working on the guitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Colin Newman to the techno kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Nico. All the underground hits.

All Stetsasonic tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Crispian St. Peters record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a marimba and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Swell Maps record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a sitar.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Dennis Brown, Man Parrish, Jeru the Damaja, Thompson Twins, The Standells, The Slits, Ossler, Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, The Human League, Letta Mbulu, Justin Hinds & The Dominoes, Hasil Adkins, Pantaleimon, Stiv Bators, Blancmange, Deadbeat, Freddie Wadling, Flamin' Groovies, The Kinks, Talk Talk, The Seeds, Moby Grape, Steve Hackett, Brick, Sex Pistols, the Normal, Carl Craig, The Monochrome Set, Sparks, Radio Birdman, Rod Modell, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Lyres, Dave Gahan, Icehouse, L. Decosne, Motorama, Ralphi Rosario, Chrome, The Young Rascals, Louis and Bebe Barron, Bush Tetras, Marcia Griffiths, Jerry Gold Smith, Bootsy Collins, Ponytail, Echospace, Audionom, The Fortunes, Dead Boys, Brass Construction, The Tremeloes, The Detroit Cobras, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Can, Ornette Coleman, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Marc Romboy vs. Booka Shade, Patti Smith, Harry Pussy, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, X-102, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)