Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Belize and from Accra.
But I was there.

I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Art of Noise show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Manila and Woodstock.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Taipei kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1973 at the first Television practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the mellotron sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Clear Light to the rock kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Star Department. All the underground hits.

All The Red Krayola tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Black Pus record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rock hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a chamberlin and a rhodes and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Sister Nancy record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

the Sonics, Barry Ungar, Rites of Spring, Aaron Thompson, Kurtis Blow, Circle Jerks, E-Dancer, Juan Atkins, T. Rex, The Beau Brummels, Neil Young, DNA, the Human League, The Gories, MDC, Letta Mbulu, Lalo Schifrin, Eric Copeland, Ponytail, Stockholm Monsters, Fugazi, The Young Rascals, Kango’s Stein Massive, Oppenheimer Analysis, Heavy D & The Boyz, World's Most, Supertramp, Eden Ahbez, John Coltrane, Bauhaus, Massinfluence, Susan Cadogan, Dark Day, Popol Vuh, Flash Fearless, Technova, The Fuzztones, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, Tubeway Army, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Fatback Band, Brand Nubian, Joe Smooth, Essential Logic, the Germs, Rod Modell, Ash Ra Tempel, Cameo, Charles Mingus, Hasil Adkins, Toni Rubio, Yaz, Lower 48, The Golliwogs, Dave Gahan, The Wake, Maurizio, Thompson Twins, La Düsseldorf, DJ Sneak, DJ Sneak, DJ Sneak, DJ Sneak.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)