Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Denmark and from Spokane.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Buzzcocks show in Bolton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Sao Paulo and Bremen.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Bologna kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Cal Tjader to the techno kids.
I played it at the Spitz.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Newcleus. All the underground hits.

All Dual Sessions tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Robert Wyatt record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal jazz hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a linndrum and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Stetsasonic record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Zeros, Tropical Tobacco, Pet Shop Boys, Gang Gang Dance, Loose Ends, Sixth Finger, The Music Machine, The Associates, Easy Going, Electric Prunes, Alphaville, Amon Düül, R.M.O., Grandmaster Flash, Q and Not U, Cluster, The Techniques, The Black Dice, Michelle Simonal, Popol Vuh, Crime, The Young Rascals, Deakin, The Alarm Clocks, Junior Murvin, Stereo Dub, Rufus Thomas, UT, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Roy Ayers Ubiquity, Kings Of Tomorrow, Minny Pops, Sun City Girls, The Buckinghams, Jeru the Damaja, The Mighty Diamonds, Fugazi, The Wake, Shuggie Otis, The Sound, Grauzone, Qualms, Nirvana, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, John Cale, Bootsy Collins, Trumans Water, Mad Mike, Lou Reed & John Cale, Liaisons Dangereuses, Harry Pussy, Carl Craig, Clear Light, Q65, Bang On A Can, Radio Birdman, Justin Hinds & The Dominoes, The Dave Clark Five, Cal Tjader, Neil Young, Connie Case, Throbbing Gristle, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, the Germs, the Germs, the Germs, the Germs.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)