Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Uganda and from Johannesburg.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965.
I was there at the first Beefheart show in Lancaster.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Beijing and Copenhagen.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Stockholm kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1987 at the first Nirvana practice in a loft in Seattle.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Bang on a Can All-Stars to the punk kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Junior Murvin. All the underground hits.
All Chris Corsano tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Monks record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying an arpeggiator and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Human League record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought an oboe.
I hear that you and your band have sold your oboe and bought a theremin.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Amon Düül II,
Maurizio,
The Moody Blues,
Moss Icon,
Derrick Morgan,
Underground Resistance,
Althea and Donna,
KRS-One,
Bobby Womack,
Marc Almond,
Tomorrow,
Jeff Mills,
Angry Samoans,
Godley & Creme,
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry,
Blossom Toes,
Goldenarms,
Au Pairs,
Drexciya,
the Normal,
Rhythm & Sound,
Scott Walker + Sunn O))),
Niagra,
The Alarm Clocks,
Sam Rivers,
Quantec,
Anakelly,
Fear,
Juan Atkins,
Loose Ends,
Erasure,
Whodini,
Jeru the Damaja,
the Soft Cell,
The Electric Prunes,
Simply Red,
U.S. Maple,
Roxette,
The Gladiators,
Nico,
Dorothy Ashby,
Gregory Isaacs,
Jimmy McGriff,
The Motions,
Duran Duran,
The Fortunes,
Wire,
Slave,
New Order,
The Divine Comedy,
Hardrive,
Patti Smith,
Minor Threat,
Camberwell Now,
World's Most,
The Standells, The Standells, The Standells, The Standells.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.