Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Nepal and from Delhi.
But I was there.
I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Bowie show in Bromley.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Portland and Lagos.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Philadelphia kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1971 at the first Selda practice in a loft in Istanbul.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Letta Mbulu to the crunk kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by James White and The Blacks. All the underground hits.
All Davy DMX tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Tremeloes record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a marimba and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Brothers Johnson record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a theremin.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Kas Product,
Sarah Menescal,
Mad Mike,
Rahsaan Roland Kirk,
The Buckinghams,
The Detroit Cobras,
LL Cool J,
Scratch Acid,
The Cosmic Jokers,
Subhumans,
Kayak,
Interpol,
Neil Young,
Popol Vuh,
Max Romeo,
Electric Prunes,
Royal Trux,
Matthew Bourne,
Nirvana,
Lou Reed & Metallica,
Nico,
Barbara Tucker,
Wire,
Barry Ungar,
Juan Atkins,
Niagra,
Ronan,
Suburban Knight,
Sugar Minott,
The Offenders,
Circle Jerks,
The Walker Brothers,
The New Christs,
Dorothy Ashby,
Traffic Nightmare,
Rufus Thomas,
The Moleskins,
The Real Kids,
Gabor Szabo,
EPMD,
The Fuzztones,
Animal Collective,
Man Parrish,
Yazoo,
The Young Rascals,
The Fall,
Soulsonic Force,
Joyce Sims,
The Seeds,
Roy Ayers,
DJ Style,
Charles Mingus,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
Ossler,
Eddi Front,
Harmonia,
De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers, De La Soul & Jungle Brothers.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.