Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Djibouti and from Paris.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Bowie show in Bromley.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Salvador and London.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Portland kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Magma to the crunk kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Buckinghams. All the underground hits.

All John Foxx tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Lee Hazlewood record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a guitar and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Manfred Mann's Earth Band record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Piero Umiliani, Easy Going, Spoonie Gee, Bobby Sherman, Bronski Beat, David Bowie, Minny Pops, Bobby Byrd, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Peter & Gordon, Glenn Branca, Oppenheimer Analysis, Hoover, Patti Smith, Echospace, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Khruangbin, Mad Mike, Nation of Ulysses, Heaven 17, CMW, Mandrill, Marvin Gaye, Robert Wyatt, Nik Kershaw, Dave Gahan, Larry & the Blue Notes, Ultravox, Wally Richardson, Roy Ayers Ubiquity, Sonny Sharrock, Adolescents, Gastr Del Sol, Maurizio, Gong, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, The Chocolate Watch Band, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Gang Starr, The Monks, Yusef Lateef, The Residents, Ossler, A Flock of Seagulls, Pharoah Sanders, The Shadows of Knight, Wasted Youth, One Last Wish, Kurtis Blow, China Crisis, Gang of Four, Soul II Soul, Gil Scott Heron, Sällskapet, Eve St. Jones, Amon Düül II, Alice Coltrane, Louis and Bebe Barron, Idris Muhammad, Scrapy, cv313, The Walker Brothers, The Walker Brothers, The Walker Brothers, The Walker Brothers.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)