Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Kuwait and from Edmonton.
But I was there.

I was there in 1978.
I was there at the first Visage show in London.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1964 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Delhi and Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Spokane kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971 at the first Big Star practice in a loft in Memphis.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Be Bop Deluxe to the disco kids.
I played it at Cafe Wha.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Sällskapet. All the underground hits.

All Sex Pistols tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Mars record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a spring reverb and a guitar and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a K-Klass record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a güiro.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Khruangbin, Roy Ayers Ubiquity, Glenn Branca, Iggy Pop, Toni Rubio, Thompson Twins, Idris Muhammad, Pharoah Sanders, Charles Mingus, The Toasters, Interpol, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Fort Wilson Riot, The Associates, Cybotron, Average White Band, Freddie Wadling, Duran Duran, Skaos, Severed Heads, Robert Hood, Alphaville, The Trojans, Pussy Galore, JFA, Sarah Menescal, Kings Of Tomorrow, The J.B.'s, David McCallum, Bad Manners, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Bauhaus, Dave Gahan, Harry Pussy, Avey Tare, Liliput, The Cure, Blancmange, Bang on a Can All-Stars, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Inner City, The Smiths, Eden Ahbez, Archie Shepp, Bill Wells, AZ, Reagan Youth, The Flesh Eaters, Fear, The Gories, Icehouse, Lungfish, Cluster, Ossler, Kas Product, Minnie Riperton, Camberwell Now, Lebanon Hanover, Glambeats Corp., Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Theoretical Girls, Theoretical Girls, Theoretical Girls, Theoretical Girls.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)