Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ireland and from Manila.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Zapp show in Hamilton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Toronto and Jakarta.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Bremen kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 2001 at the first Tiga practice in a loft in Montreal.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Eden Ahbez to the disco kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Pierre Henry. All the underground hits.

All The American Breed tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Intrusion record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a chamberlin and a rhodes and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Roy Ayers record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought a linndrum.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a guitar.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Amazonics, China Crisis, Lou Christie, Main Source, Sex Pistols, Derrick May, The Misunderstood, Supertramp, Radio Birdman, Altered Images, MC5, Terry Callier, Camouflage, The Martian, Brick, Lalo Schifrin, Toni Rubio, Fear, Television, Faust, Ronnie Foster, Pole, The Sound, The Mighty Diamonds, Rites of Spring, Terrestrial Tones, Letta Mbulu, Parry Music, Talk Talk, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Heavy D & The Boyz, Youth Brigade, KRS-One, Accadde A, Davy DMX, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Beau Brummels, The Leaves, Outsiders, Dead Boys, Amon Düül, A Flock of Seagulls, The Zeros, Lyres, Be Bop Deluxe, Andrew Hill, Technova, Alton Ellis, The Evens, Sugar Minott, Gregory Isaacs, Mad Mike, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Black Pus, Black Sheep, Loose Ends, Neil Young, Jeff Mills, The Pop Group, Thompson Twins, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Procol Harum, Sunsets and Hearts, Lou Reed & John Cale, Lou Reed & John Cale, Lou Reed & John Cale, Lou Reed & John Cale.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)