Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Argentina and from Lille.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Selda show in Istanbul.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1969 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Bremen and Stockholm.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lagos kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1967 at the first Rodriguez practice in a loft in Detroit.
I was working on the clarinet sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Litter to the dance kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Mantronix. All the underground hits.

All Richard Hell and the Voidoids tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every the Fania All-Stars record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grunge hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a harpsichord and a marimba and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Grass Roots, Man Parrish, Minny Pops, Section 25, The Stooges, Rites of Spring, Accadde A, Icehouse, David Axelrod, Guru Guru, The New Christs, Amon Düül II, Drexciya, Intrusion, Duran Duran, Jandek, Robert Hood, Babytalk, Soul II Soul, Sandy B, The Knickerbockers, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Procol Harum, Eve St. Jones, DJ Sneak, Lucky Dragons, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Blake Baxter, Ludus, A Flock of Seagulls, Todd Terry, Tommy Roe, Wings, Gang of Four, Essential Logic, The Sound, Tropical Tobacco, Kaleidoscope, Bang on a Can All-Stars, X-101, Newcleus, Minnie Riperton, The Fire Engines, The Gladiators, Ten City, Peter & Gordon, Heavy D & The Boyz, Shuggie Otis, Skaos, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme, Eric Dolphy, Index, Tears for Fears, Unwound, Shoche, Morten Harket, Marvin Gaye, Faust, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Sugar Minott, Sugar Minott, Sugar Minott, Sugar Minott.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)