Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Serbia and from Sao Paulo.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Feelies show in Haledon.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Philadelphia and Seoul.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Cairo kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979 at the first Josef K practice in a loft in Edinburgh.
I was working on the harpsichord sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Urselle to the grunge kids.
I played it at Trash.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Vladislav Delay. All the underground hits.

All Con Funk Shun tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Scan 7 record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying a mellotron and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Buckinghams record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a theremin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, The Velvet Underground, Eve St. Jones, Roy Ayers Ubiquity, Unwound, Terry Callier, Gian Franco Pienzio, Eric Dolphy, Don Cherry, Depeche Mode, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Ten City, Colin Newman, The Electric Prunes, Rites of Spring, Masters at Work, The Modern Lovers, Main Source, The Zeros, Alton Ellis, Kool Moe Dee, Lee Hazlewood, Cheater Slicks, Pierre Henry, Minutemen, Frankie Knuckles, Kings Of Tomorrow, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Amazonics, The Doobie Brothers, The J.B.'s, Whodini, Carl Craig, Judy Mowatt, Juan Atkins, The Five Americans, Darondo, ABC, The Stooges, Reuben Wilson, Scratch Acid, Black Moon, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Eyeless In Gaza, N.O.R.E. Featuring Pharrell, Deakin, Spoonie Gee, The Men They Couldn't Hang, Yusef Lateef, Bobby Womack, The Star Department, Mark Hollis, Tommy Roe, X-101, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Tim Buckley, Kango’s Stein Massive, Kango’s Stein Massive, Kango’s Stein Massive, Kango’s Stein Massive.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)