Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Chile and from Beijing.
But I was there.
I was there in 1962.
I was there at the first Guess Who show in Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1972.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Taipei and Accra.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Bologna kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Buzzcocks practice in a loft in Bolton.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Trumans Water to the electroclash kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Boz Scaggs. All the underground hits.
All Livin' Joy tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every John Cale record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal jazz hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a spring reverb and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Rod Modell record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a sitar.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Residents,
The Busters,
Public Image Ltd.,
Grandmaster Flash,
The Fall,
Kenny Larkin,
Mad Mike,
Organ,
The Birthday Party,
Pagans,
Faraquet,
Ken Boothe,
Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog,
Black Sheep,
Ituana,
Mandrill,
Warsaw,
Aaron Thompson,
Andrew Hill,
Scan 7,
Country Teasers,
Minutemen,
Pantaleimon,
Scientists,
The Black Dice,
Johnny Osbourne,
The Alarm Clocks,
X-Ray Spex,
Sister Nancy,
Jeff Mills,
Lou Christie,
Kevin Saunderson,
Juan Atkins,
Iggy Pop,
Crispian St. Peters,
Ash Ra Tempel,
Marc Almond,
Chris & Cosey,
Girls At Our Best!,
Ludus,
Black Pus,
Gichy Dan,
Tom Boy,
Gabor Szabo,
Young Marble Giants,
Morten Harket,
Minor Threat,
Technova,
Arab on Radar,
Erasure,
Camberwell Now,
Cameo,
Kas Product,
Audionom,
Von Mondo,
Fad Gadget,
Al Stewart, Al Stewart, Al Stewart, Al Stewart.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.