Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tanzania and from Mumbai.
But I was there.

I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Big Star show in Memphis.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1977.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Sao Paulo and Paris.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Calgary kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Chic practice in a loft in New York.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Nile Rodgers started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Magazine to the crunk kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Sun Ra. All the underground hits.

All Subhumans tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Pretty Things record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a snare and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Index record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a mellotron.
I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a linndrum.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Soul Sonic Force, The Detroit Cobras, Echospace, Liaisons Dangereuses, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Ronan, Gerry Rafferty, LL Cool J, Terrestrial Tones, The Misunderstood, The Mighty Diamonds, Zero Boys, Alton Ellis, Lakeside, Soft Machine, Icehouse, Slave, Cluster, The Moody Blues, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Last Poets, The Moleskins, Mad Mike, Tears for Fears, The Music Machine, Popol Vuh, Chris Corsano, James White and The Blacks, a-ha, Jeff Mills, John Holt, Main Source, Lebanon Hanover, Eli Mardock, Sonny Sharrock, Vainqueur, Blancmange, The Black Dice, OOIOO, Fatback Band, Derrick Morgan, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Byron Stingily, Ludus, Surgeon, Reuben Wilson, Circle Jerks, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Eve St. Jones, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, June Days, Spoonie Gee, Arthur Verocai, Bobby Byrd, The Sisters of Mercy, 8 Eyed Spy, Adolescents, Jesper Dahlback, Erykah Badu, Howard Jones, Sarah Menescal, Oppenheimer Analysis, Oppenheimer Analysis, Oppenheimer Analysis, Oppenheimer Analysis.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)