Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Cyprus and from Manila.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Mistral show in Amsterdam.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1979.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Milan and Milan.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Paris kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1984 at the first Arcadia practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Gang Gang Dance to the disco kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Selector Dub Narcotic. All the underground hits.

All New York Dolls tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Hoover record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '80s.

I hear you're buying an oboe and a clarinet and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Jeru the Damaja record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your synthesizer and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a synthesizer.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Jesper Dahlback, DeepChord presents Echospace, Bang on a Can All-Stars, The Index, Anakelly, Dave Gahan, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel, The Cure, The Moody Blues, Black Pus, Massinfluence, Eric Dolphy, the Germs, Funkadelic, The Tremeloes, The Cosmic Jokers, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Sällskapet, New Order, Alice Coltrane, The Slackers, Thompson Twins, The Raincoats, Nico, Yusef Lateef, Country Joe & The Fish, Neil Young, The Mummies, Sister Nancy, Oneida, Lonnie Liston Smith, Rhythm & Sound, Motorama, Marine Girls, Bobby Sherman, Notorious Big And Bone Thugs, Erykah Badu, Deakin, Electric Light Orchestra, Sunsets and Hearts, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, T. Rex, The Red Krayola, The Vogues, The Happenings, Sex Pistols, Ohio Players, Fatback Band, Pussy Galore, Whodini, Joyce Sims, Sam Rivers, Blake Baxter, Peter Gordon & Love of Life Orchestra, Jesper Dahlbäck, Jandek, Sexual Harrassment, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, Rahsaan Roland Kirk.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)