Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tajikistan and from Taipei.
But I was there.

I was there in 1979.
I was there at the first Josef K show in Edinburgh.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1971.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Mexico City and Accra.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manila kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1965 at the first Beefheart practice in a loft in Lancaster.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Bill Near to the rock kids.
I played it at the Troubador.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Ultravox. All the underground hits.

All Kayak tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Iggy Pop record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a chamberlin and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Five Americans record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a linndrum.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a marimba.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Robert Görl, The Gories, Donald Byrd, DJ Sneak, Gang Starr, The Five Americans, Roxette, Larry & the Blue Notes, Rosa Yemen, The Standells, T. Rex, Gerry Rafferty, Maurizio, Peter & Gordon, the Association, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Jeff Mills, Heaven 17, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Mary Jane Girls, Kool Moe Dee, Moss Icon, Rod Modell, Technova, Sparks, Symarip, Lightning Bolt, Mo-Dettes, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, Stetsasonic, Cymande, the Human League, Avey Tare, The Dave Clark Five, Eric Dolphy, Marmalade, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Angry Samoans, Jimmy McGriff, Theoretical Girls, Eddi Front, Anthony Braxton, The Shadows of Knight, Lindisfarne, Crispy Ambulance, Nation of Ulysses, Fluxion, Selector Dub Narcotic, Archie Shepp, Massinfluence, China Crisis, Main Source, Radiopuhelimet, kango's stein massive, Oppenheimer Analysis, Thompson Twins, Skriet, Lucky Dragons, Roy Ayers, Roy Ayers, Roy Ayers, Roy Ayers.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)