Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ecuador and from Shanghai.
But I was there.
I was there in 1965.
I was there at the first Beefheart show in Lancaster.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1961 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Columbus and Accra.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Portland kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975 at the first Throbbing Gristle practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the harpsichord sounds with much patience.
I was there when Tom Verlaine started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Kaleidoscope to the rap kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Man Parrish. All the underground hits.
All Rod Modell tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Wighnomy Brothers & Robag Wruhme record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a theremin and a rhodes and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Susan Cadogan record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a sitar.
I hear that you and your band have sold your sitar and bought a harpsichord.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
cv313,
Jesper Dahlback,
The Dead C,
Porter Ricks,
Country Teasers,
Reuben Wilson,
Yaz,
Ossler,
Tom Boy,
The Names,
Bush Tetras,
London Community Gospel Choir,
Joey Negro,
Ralphi Rosario,
Panda Bear,
Sun City Girls,
Public Image Ltd.,
Gabor Szabo,
Justin Hinds & The Dominoes,
Soul II Soul,
Pharoah Sanders,
Visage,
Zero Boys,
Reagan Youth,
Camberwell Now,
Rapeman,
The Chocolate Watch Band,
The Stooges,
Davy DMX,
Rites of Spring,
The Royal Family And The Poor,
Clear Light,
Scientists,
Jimmy McGriff,
The Detroit Cobras,
Delon & Dalcan,
Junior Murvin,
Swans,
Scrapy,
Dark Day,
Idris Muhammad,
The Selecter,
Bill Wells,
The Seeds,
Drexciya,
Neil Young,
Sound Behaviour,
Theoretical Girls,
Eden Ahbez,
Model 500,
The Happenings,
Alton Ellis,
The Angels of Light,
The United States of America,
A Certain Ratio,
The Doobie Brothers,
the Soft Cell,
The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Men They Couldn't Hang, The Men They Couldn't Hang.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.