Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Grenada and from Lille.
But I was there.

I was there in 1977.
I was there at the first Zapp show in Hamilton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Bologna and Tehran.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Lyon kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the synthesizer sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Misunderstood to the grime kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Human League. All the underground hits.

All Toni Rubio tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Oneida record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal crunk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a spring reverb and an organ and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Nirvana record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought an organ.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Tropical Tobacco, The Leaves, The Red Krayola, Amazonics, Kool Moe Dee, Mark Hollis, Shoche, Fort Wilson Riot, John Foxx, Icehouse, Stereo Dub, Jesper Dahlbäck, The Human League, David McCallum, One Last Wish, Kerri Chandler, Kings Of Tomorrow, Quantec, Half Japanese, Panda Bear, Skaos, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Man Eating Sloth, The Evens, Gabor Szabo, Chrome, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, The Buckinghams, ABC, Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx, Mandrill, Fluxion, Harry Pussy, Bill Wells, Simply Red, Roger Hodgson, Eden Ahbez, Nas, Gian Franco Pienzio, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Ten City, Porter Ricks, The Invisible, Joey Negro, Anthony Braxton, The Litter, Peter and Kerry, FM Einheit, Todd Terry, L. Decosne, Pet Shop Boys, Average White Band, Soul Sonic Force, The Beau Brummels, New Order, Tubeway Army, Au Pairs, Public Enemy, Marine Girls, Infiniti, James White and The Blacks, Q and Not U, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Richard Hell and the Voidoids.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)