Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Tunisia and from Glasgow.
But I was there.
I was there in 1983.
I was there at the first Bronski Beat show in Brixton.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1969 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Mumbai and Beijing.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Columbus kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975 at the first Ubu practice in a loft in Cleveland.
I was working on the marimba sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Wings to the techno kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Soul II Soul. All the underground hits.
All Ultravox tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every This Heat record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '70s.
I hear you're buying a chamberlin and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Fat Boys record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your arpeggiator and bought an organ.
I hear that you and your band have sold your organ and bought an arpeggiator.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Shadows of Knight,
Lucky Dragons,
Model 500,
Liliput,
Electric Light Orchestra,
Tommy Roe,
Rosa Yemen,
Dennis Brown,
Warsaw,
Camron Feat. Memphis Bleek And Beenie Seigel,
These Immortal Souls,
Outsiders,
The Velvet Underground,
Hoover,
Oblivians,
The Trojans,
Strawberry Alarm Clock,
Bill Near,
Adolescents,
Deepchord,
ABC,
Agitation Free,
Crime,
Pet Shop Boys,
Chrome,
Ultravox,
The Evens,
Organ,
China Crisis,
Thee Headcoats,
Don Cherry,
Bill Wells,
Bobby Womack,
Scott Walker,
Eric B and Rakim,
Rufus Thomas,
Zero Boys,
Reagan Youth,
Stockholm Monsters,
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five,
AZ,
Lou Reed & Metallica,
Roy Ayers Ubiquity,
Ponytail,
The Sound,
Sandy B,
Bang on a Can All-Stars,
CMW,
John Foxx,
Tres Demented,
Scratch Acid,
The Young Rascals,
Spoonie Gee,
Gang Gang Dance,
Severed Heads,
The United States of America,
Gong, Gong, Gong, Gong.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.