Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Ecuador and from Madrid.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Feelies show in Haledon.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1966 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Seoul and Lille.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Delhi kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1984 at the first Arcadia practice in a loft in London.
I was working on the 808 sounds with much patience.
I was there when Holger Czukay started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Ajijia Myrayebe to the funk kids.
I played it at the Hacienda.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Eddi Front. All the underground hits.

All Nirvana tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Harmonia record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal dance hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a spring reverb and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Steve Hackett record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a marimba.
I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Joyce Sims, Maleditus Sound, Gastr Del Sol, Chris & Cosey, the Soft Cell, Television, Model 500, Roxette, A Flock of Seagulls, Swell Maps, Sun Ra, Grey Daturas, Cal Tjader, AZ, Khruangbin, Suburban Knight, UT, Faust, Minutemen, Heavy D & The Boyz, Gang Gang Dance, Nik Kershaw, Sun Ra Arkestra, Pet Shop Boys, Laurel Aitken, John Lydon, Brothers Johnson, The Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Fatback Band, Easy Going, Spoonie Gee, Alton Ellis, Mission of Burma, The Count Five, The Associates, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Wolf Eyes, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, The Doors, Vainqueur, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Red Krayola, Terrestrial Tones, Country Teasers, Mary Jane Girls, Con Funk Shun, Nirvana, Popol Vuh, Eric Copeland, Grauzone, Brand Nubian, Eddi Front, The Dirtbombs, DeepChord presents Echospace, Robert Wyatt, Essential Logic, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Sex Pistols, Larry & the Blue Notes, David Bowie, The Litter, Major Organ And The Adding Machine, Major Organ And The Adding Machine, Major Organ And The Adding Machine, Major Organ And The Adding Machine.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)