Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Norway and from Seoul.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Soft Boys show in Cambridge.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1963 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Manchester and Lyon.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Edmonton kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1970 at the first Onyeabor practice in a loft in Enugu.
I was working on the theremin sounds with much patience.
I was there when David Bowie started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Siouxsie and the Banshees to the rap kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by The Doobie Brothers. All the underground hits.
All Lakeside tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Crash Course in Science record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal funk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '80s cut and another box set from the '90s.
I hear you're buying a 808 and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Rapeman record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your güiro and bought a theremin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your theremin and bought a güiro.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Oppenheimer Analysis,
Section 25,
Camberwell Now,
Ultimate Spinach,
Sexual Harrassment,
Unrelated Segments,
PIL,
London Community Gospel Choir,
Steve Hackett,
X-101,
Magma,
Max Romeo,
Parry Music,
Ossler,
Reuben Wilson,
New Age Steppers,
Darondo,
Warsaw,
Alphaville,
Newcleus,
Quando Quango,
Robert Wyatt,
Pantaleimon,
EPMD,
Flamin' Groovies,
The American Breed,
The Angels of Light,
Electric Prunes,
Idris Muhammad,
Electric Light Orchestra,
Franke,
Peter & Gordon,
The Saints,
Audionom,
Pagans,
Suburban Knight,
Harmonia,
Sex Pistols,
Fear,
Warren Ellis,
Derrick May,
Andrew Hill,
Judy Mowatt,
LL Cool J,
Radiohead,
Grey Daturas,
Juan Atkins,
The Residents,
Kool Moe Dee,
Average White Band,
Gregory Isaacs,
Boz Scaggs,
The Cramps,
Can,
Sun City Girls,
Skaos,
Curtis Mayfield,
The Divine Comedy,
UT,
Porter Ricks,
Amon Düül II, Amon Düül II, Amon Düül II, Amon Düül II.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.