Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Korea North and from Lille.
But I was there.

I was there in 1987.
I was there at the first Nirvana show in Seattle.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1965 to 1974.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Taipei and Milan.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Hong Kong kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1965 at the first Beefheart practice in a loft in Lancaster.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Donald Fagen started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Pretty Things to the grunge kids.
I played it at the Crocodile.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Howard Jones. All the underground hits.

All Fort Wilson Riot tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal punk hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a 808 and a harpsichord and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Glenn Branca record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a marimba.
I hear that you and your band have sold your marimba and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

the Sonics, Altered Images, Youth Brigade, Sticky Fingaz feat. Raekwon, Jeru the Damaja, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, Circle Jerks, Sugar Minott, Intrusion, Dawn Penn, Tropical Tobacco, Q65, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, the Swans, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Bootsy's Rubber Band, Mary Jane Girls, Tommy Roe, The Five Americans, The Cowsills, Massinfluence, the Soft Cell, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, Prince Buster, Angels of Light & Akron/Family, Black Pus, The Gap Band, Super Lover Cee & Casanova Rud, Avey Tare, Deakin, the Fania All-Stars, Mandrill, The Busters, The Saints, Minutemen, The Wake, Scratch Acid, The Neon Judgement, Gian Franco Pienzio, Rapeman, The Litter, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Rowland S Howard / Lydia Lunch, Vaughan Mason & Crew, Jeff Mills, Magazine, Au Pairs, Lou Reed & Metallica, Crash Course in Science, Cecil Taylor, Excepter, Gerry Rafferty, Roy Ayers Ubiquity, Y Pants, Soft Machine, Japan, Tim Buckley, Bang On A Can, The Fall, Tom Boy, Tom Boy, Tom Boy, Tom Boy.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)