Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Cambodia and from Houston.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962.
I was there at the first Guess Who show in Winnipeg.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1973.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in New York and Mexico City.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school London kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976 at the first Buzzcocks practice in a loft in Bolton.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark to the rap kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Hashim. All the underground hits.

All Piero Umiliani tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Ultramagnetic MC's record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '90s.

I hear you're buying a rhodes and a mellotron and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Country Joe & The Fish record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a harpsichord.
I hear that you and your band have sold your harpsichord and bought a chamberlin.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Popol Vuh, T.S.O.L., Little Man, John Holt, Adolescents, Bluetip, Visionaries,LMNO, T- Love & Iriscience, Robert Wyatt, Archie Shepp, Trumans Water, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, AZ, Depeche Mode, The Real Kids, One Last Wish, Moss Icon, Hot Snakes, Cabaret Voltaire, Delta 5, Sight & Sound, Yellowson, Kango’s Stein Massive, Bill Wells, Country Joe & The Fish, Young Marble Giants, MC5, The Pop Group, Larry & the Blue Notes, Scan 7, Sex Pistols, Zapp, Nick Fraelich, Sunsets and Hearts, Reagan Youth, Terror Squad Feat. Camron, Erasure, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, The Victims, Kings Of Tomorrow, Juan Atkins, The Walker Brothers, Television Personalities, Slave, Unwound, The Gories, Country Teasers, Cameo, Black Moon, Johnny Osbourne, Bill Near, Monolake, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Blancmange, Cecil Taylor, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Röyhkä ja Rättö ja Lehtisalo, New Age Steppers, Kaleidoscope, Kaleidoscope, Kaleidoscope, Kaleidoscope.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)