Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Maldives and from Paris.
But I was there.
I was there in 1971.
I was there at the first Selda show in Istanbul.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1976.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in Edmonton and Spokane.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Johannesburg kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975 at the first Ubu practice in a loft in Cleveland.
I was working on the snare sounds with much patience.
I was there when Michael McDonald started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing The Trojans to the funk kids.
I played it at the Astoria.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Colin Newman. All the underground hits.
All Tres Demented tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Archie Shepp record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a clarinet and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a The Trojans record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your guitar and bought a spring reverb.
I hear that you and your band have sold your spring reverb and bought a guitar.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
The Fall,
Gang Green,
Prince Buster,
Wolf Eyes,
Aswad,
Dave Gahan,
London Community Gospel Choir,
Oblivians,
JFA,
AZ,
Symarip,
Iggy Pop,
Frankie Knuckles,
Todd Terry,
Bootsy Collins,
Maurizio,
Harry Pussy,
Warsaw,
Bobby Sherman,
Roger Hodgson,
The Detroit Cobras,
Kayak,
Crooked Eye,
Rod Modell,
Trumans Water,
The Cowsills,
The Names,
DNA,
Louis and Bebe Barron,
David McCallum,
Pylon,
the Sonics,
Newcleus,
Bauhaus,
Duran Duran,
Lee Hazlewood,
World's Most,
EPMD,
Terror Squad Feat. Camron,
LL Cool J,
Barbara Tucker,
Rotary Connection,
The Skatalites,
Little Man,
The Victims,
Cluster,
Arcadia,
Metal Thangz,
Alphaville,
Spoonie Gee,
Faraquet,
The Young Rascals,
La Düsseldorf,
Country Teasers,
Electric Prunes,
Thompson Twins,
The Offenders,
The Black Dice,
Nik Kershaw, Nik Kershaw, Nik Kershaw, Nik Kershaw.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.