Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Luxembourg and from Seoul.
But I was there.

I was there in .
I was there at the first Suicide show in New York.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1960 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Philadelphia and Beijing.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Manchester kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1962 at the first Guess Who practice in a loft in Winnipeg.
I was working on the sitar sounds with much patience.
I was there when Lou Reed started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Yellowson to the rock kids.
I played it at the Roxy.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Bobbi Humphrey. All the underground hits.

All In Retrospect tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every The Litter record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal rap hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '70s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a clarinet and a theremin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Gang Starr record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your mellotron and bought a chamberlin.
I hear that you and your band have sold your chamberlin and bought a mellotron.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

Eurythmics, Derrick Morgan, the Fania All-Stars, Curtis Mayfield, DNA, Mad Mike, Gastr Del Sol, Sad Lovers and Giants, AZ, Kango’s Stein Massive, The Dirtbombs, Camron Feat. Jay Z And Juelz, John Cale, The Knickerbockers, Leonard Cohen, Bang on a Can All-Stars, The Invisible, Rhythm & Sound, Lou Reed & John Cale, One Last Wish, Siglo XX, Soft Cell, Fort Wilson Riot, Sixth Finger, Graham Central Station, Grauzone, Camouflage, Josef K, Parry Music, Andrew Ashong & Theo Parrish, Mantronix, Jacques Brel, The J.B.'s, The Human League, Fear, Suicide, Moss Icon, Lakeside, Flamin' Groovies, Mr. Review, Deadbeat, UT, The Mighty Diamonds, Glenn Branca, Malaria!, Roy Ayers, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Scott Walker + Sunn O))), Unrelated Segments, Deakin, Scott Walker, Youth Brigade, James Chance & The Contortions, John Coltrane, Grandmaster Flash, Bizarre Inc., Brass Construction, Lungfish, Average White Band, Mandrill, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Lower 48, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, The Shadows of Knight, Electric Light Orchestra, Electric Light Orchestra, Electric Light Orchestra, Electric Light Orchestra.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)