Infinitely Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Burundi and from New York.
But I was there.
I was there in 1975.
I was there at the first Ubu show in Cleveland.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1967 to 1970.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the kids in London and Johannesburg.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Taipei kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1976 at the first Wire practice in a loft in Watford.
I was working on the spring reverb sounds with much patience.
I was there when Robert Palmer started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Marine Girls to the grunge kids.
I played it at the 40 Watt.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by Alton Ellis. All the underground hits.
All China Crisis tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Goldenarms record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal electroclash hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '50s cut and another box set from the '80s.
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a T.S.O.L. record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your linndrum and bought a clarinet.
I hear that you and your band have sold your clarinet and bought a linndrum.
I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But have you seen my records?
Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane,
The Detroit Cobras,
the Association,
Hoover,
The Techniques,
Neu!,
Glambeats Corp.,
CMW,
Roy Ayers,
Gang Starr,
Hashim,
Black Flag,
OOIOO,
Siouxsie and the Banshees,
Sight & Sound,
The Gories,
The Modern Lovers,
Dead Boys,
Television Personalities,
John Lydon,
X-101,
Connie Case,
Carl Craig,
Althea and Donna,
Al Stewart,
Funkadelic,
Matthew Halsall,
The Pretty Things,
Patti Smith,
Altered Images,
Barrington Levy,
Outsiders,
The Angels of Light,
Icehouse,
Q and Not U,
Dorothy Ashby,
The Golliwogs,
New Order,
The Trojans,
Major Organ And The Adding Machine,
Subhumans,
Wasted Youth,
Skarface,
Buzzcocks,
The Martian,
Zapp,
Joey Negro,
Bang On A Can,
Lalann,
The Litter,
The Tremeloes,
Jawbox,
The United States of America,
Mars,
Ornette Coleman,
Slick Rick,
The Index,
Bizarre Inc.,
Yusef Lateef,
Crispian St. Peters,
Steve Hackett,
The Wake,
Kerrie Biddell, Kerrie Biddell, Kerrie Biddell, Kerrie Biddell.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.