Infinitely Losing My Edge

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Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Cambodia and from Spokane.
But I was there.

I was there in 1976.
I was there at the first Wire show in Watford.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1968 to 1975.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Houston and Sao Paulo.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Glasgow kids in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered nineties.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.

I was there in 1970 at the first Onyeabor practice in a loft in Enugu.
I was working on the güiro sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Jimmy McGriff to the grunge kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by ABBA. All the underground hits.

All Jacques Brel tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Charles Mingus record on German import.

I heard that you have a white label of every seminal grime hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying an arpeggiator and a chamberlin and are throwing your macbook out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Easy Going record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your rhodes and bought a 808.
I hear that you and your band have sold your 808 and bought a rhodes.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records?

The Evens, Electric Light Orchestra, Gong, Livin' Joy, A Flock of Seagulls, Goldenarms, Barclay James Harvest, Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane, Fort Wilson Riot, Talk Talk, Marmalade, Con Funk Shun, The Modern Lovers, Skriet, Lou Reed, Faust, Skarface, Ken Boothe, Toni Rubio, The Leaves, Pole, Barry Ungar, Wally Richardson, It's A Beautiful Day, Dennis Brown, MC5, Laurel Aitken, E-Dancer, Mary Jane Girls, FM Einheit, Joensuu 1685, Avey Tare & Kría Brekkan, JFA, Colin Newman, Kas Product, Radio Birdman, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Essential Logic, Kool Moe Dee, Susan Cadogan, Gregory Isaacs, The Neon Judgement, Pharoah Sanders, Deadbeat, Jawbox, The Offenders, Roger Hodgson, Symarip, Sly & The Family Stone, Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dog, Adolescents, Coldchain, Rosco P., Featuring Pusha T from Clipse & Boo-Bonic, Echospace, Motorama, Gang Starr, Cymande, Stockholm Monsters, Pylon, Funkadelic, Nas, Banda Bassotti, Banda Bassotti, Banda Bassotti, Banda Bassotti.

You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.
You don't know what you really want.

A hack by Matthew Ogle who is very sorry to James Murphy and basically everyone (cheers to Darius and this for the late-night inspiration)